As professionals in what some call the 'new economy', we spend most of our days pushing little square keys. In the process we started to see a trend. The more we pushed the keys the more money we made. Inversely, the less we pushed the keys, the less money we made.
Eventually we built a contraption (a house fan with rulers taped to it) that simply hit the keys randomly, but this failed to increase revenue significantly.
We now believe that there's some pattern required, and are currently experimenting with new ways to automate this process. But until then we're forced to do it ourselves. If you like, you can hire us to do it for you as well.
SquarePush was founded in 1865 by Mark Percival and Eric Sessions, just after the end of the Civil War using federal money designated for the reconstruction of the war torn south. Originally founded for the purpose of web development, sadly it would be another 130 years before it became a credible business. In the interim we produced a line of mustache wax, and invented the blue stuff in that jar at the barbers.